Effin’ bus jumped the curb, and EJ bumped her head on the window. She says she’s fine, but I made her go to the clinic to get checked out. That’s the third incident I’ve experienced on this bus line this week alone. Yesterday, my bus almost hit a car at a stop light. Last weekend, it stopped so abruptly at Beomgye St., that an old lady crashed on her ass.

We made sure that the bus driver stopped and gave us his credentials today. An ass whoopin’ is comin’.