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Korean-English Jokes

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Here is my collection of really bad Korean-English puns. Some original. Some from other places. Feel free to add your own in the comments.

What is Dracula’s favorite drink?

?? (Coffee)

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What do you say if you don’t have enough money at the pojang macha?

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“??!” (“Oh dang!”)

What do you bring to a party in the rain?

???. ?. (BYOB)

When is the best time to catch a snowman?

After ?

What country has four arms?

Nepal

Why don’t you care about a small cow?

It’s so-so.

What do you call a large piece of tissue?

Hyugee.

In what country do you roll on the floor?

Bangladesh-ee

Which fish goes to high school?

Godung-oh

What did the mother turkey say to the little turkey?

Gobble-jima!

What did the lady say to the cute child with no ears?

Gui opda!

What sound does a stale loaf of bread make?

Bbang!

What did the bell say in the bathroom?

Ddong!

What car does a cow drive?

Sonata

Why couldn’t the bean answer the phone?

???

How old is the average onion?

5?

How do you send a tooth through the mail?

?-mail

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